Post by XFLBlitz on Jun 10, 2006 13:15:50 GMT -5
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Chris: Hi, everyone, I’m Chris Myers, joined by Sterling Sharpe, and ‘the Coach’ Jerry Glanville along with special reporter Stay Keibler and welcome to week 3 of XFL action here on the USA network. Guys, it seems to me that "Coach" is also good at predictions....Let's roll the tape of last week:
Jerry ( on tape ): ....kudos to Donnie Henderson for an impressive victory. He came into KC bringing a new attitude, and I think it's safe to say he's brought it - on both sides of the ball....
Jerry: HA What did I tell you? KC is for real! I don't know what Donnie is doing in Monarchland, but coach, KEEP IT UP! They have the number one offense in the league, and 'Dinger's 3-man ommittee of Garrett Mill, Darren Sproles, and LenDale White is doing wonders! KC is for real!
Sterling: OK Coach, alm down, as I recall, we both were praising KC last week and deservedly so, but is anyone paying attention to what's going on in Memphis lately? Pulling a shotout on J'ville right when the Bulls came in on fire? The XFL South was the laughingstock of the league last season , with division champ Birmingham sporting a gaudy .500 record. Who's laughing now? With Memphis and KC playing well, this division is no longer a doormat. Guys do you realize that you have the #1 offense and the #1 defense in the same division? This is gonna be a fun ride.
Chris: Thanks guys. Also, we'll be taking a look at tonight's action featuring a rematch of the first XFL game: the Chicago Enforcers against the New York Hitmen, news from around the league, plus previews of Sunday's games. We’ll be right back after a word from our sponsor. This is the XFL on USA.
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Chris: Welcoma back. Our Primetime matchup this week features 2 former X-Bowl Champions who are struggling so far this season. Let's get right to it, so Sterling? Start us off – Chicago at New York.
Sterling: Let's start with NY. Don't let Michael Bishop's numbers fool you, yes he did have 336 yards, yes he did have a TD and a pick, but 2 missed field goals made the difference in this game. Bishop only completed 50% of his passes. And where was Shehee? KC dealt him to NY for a second-round pick. Heck I might
have to ask for that pick back if he keeps playing like this: 39 for the game, 146 for the season. NY will not, i repeat , NOT win if he keeps playing like this. The defense did their job shutting out the Mustangs in the seond half but the fact of the matter is, special teams hurt NY. Period. To win games you must close the deal. Only one number matters in this league, wins and losses. As for Chi-town, their problems only START at the RB position. Saladin McCullough is the starter this week, and hopefully he'll produce 'cause for team builton running the ball, the Enforcers aren't doing a whole lot of it now. Ricky Ray threw for 435, but sooner or later, someone is going drop 5, 6 deep and dare Chicago to run. Then we'll see what this team is made of. I say NY wins this game.
Chris: We'll be back after we pay some bills. This is the XFL on the USA Network.
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DISCLAIMER: XFL4EVER IS A SIMULATED FOOTBALL LEAGUE, NOT AN ACTUAL ONE (UNFORTUNATELY). SO ALL THE EVENTS OF THE LEAGUE ARE FICTIONAL. OF COURSE IT WOULD BE PRETTY NEAT IF THEY WERE REAL.
(Fade out, XFL Blitz logo fade in, cue announcer table))
Chris: Hi, everyone, I’m Chris Myers, joined by Sterling Sharpe, and ‘the Coach’ Jerry Glanville along with special reporter Stay Keibler and welcome to week 3 of XFL action here on the USA network. Guys, it seems to me that "Coach" is also good at predictions....Let's roll the tape of last week:
Jerry ( on tape ): ....kudos to Donnie Henderson for an impressive victory. He came into KC bringing a new attitude, and I think it's safe to say he's brought it - on both sides of the ball....
Jerry: HA What did I tell you? KC is for real! I don't know what Donnie is doing in Monarchland, but coach, KEEP IT UP! They have the number one offense in the league, and 'Dinger's 3-man ommittee of Garrett Mill, Darren Sproles, and LenDale White is doing wonders! KC is for real!
Sterling: OK Coach, alm down, as I recall, we both were praising KC last week and deservedly so, but is anyone paying attention to what's going on in Memphis lately? Pulling a shotout on J'ville right when the Bulls came in on fire? The XFL South was the laughingstock of the league last season , with division champ Birmingham sporting a gaudy .500 record. Who's laughing now? With Memphis and KC playing well, this division is no longer a doormat. Guys do you realize that you have the #1 offense and the #1 defense in the same division? This is gonna be a fun ride.
Chris: Thanks guys. Also, we'll be taking a look at tonight's action featuring a rematch of the first XFL game: the Chicago Enforcers against the New York Hitmen, news from around the league, plus previews of Sunday's games. We’ll be right back after a word from our sponsor. This is the XFL on USA.
((XFL Blitz logo Fade out, cut to commercial))
Chris: Welcoma back. Our Primetime matchup this week features 2 former X-Bowl Champions who are struggling so far this season. Let's get right to it, so Sterling? Start us off – Chicago at New York.
Sterling: Let's start with NY. Don't let Michael Bishop's numbers fool you, yes he did have 336 yards, yes he did have a TD and a pick, but 2 missed field goals made the difference in this game. Bishop only completed 50% of his passes. And where was Shehee? KC dealt him to NY for a second-round pick. Heck I might
have to ask for that pick back if he keeps playing like this: 39 for the game, 146 for the season. NY will not, i repeat , NOT win if he keeps playing like this. The defense did their job shutting out the Mustangs in the seond half but the fact of the matter is, special teams hurt NY. Period. To win games you must close the deal. Only one number matters in this league, wins and losses. As for Chi-town, their problems only START at the RB position. Saladin McCullough is the starter this week, and hopefully he'll produce 'cause for team builton running the ball, the Enforcers aren't doing a whole lot of it now. Ricky Ray threw for 435, but sooner or later, someone is going drop 5, 6 deep and dare Chicago to run. Then we'll see what this team is made of. I say NY wins this game.
Chris: We'll be back after we pay some bills. This is the XFL on the USA Network.
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