Post by MGB01 on Apr 16, 2023 14:31:46 GMT -5
1. Kansas City (8-0): With the way the Monarchs have been silently beating teams it might have been hard to notice their bye
2. Carolina (7-1): Might not hurt for the Colonels to start kicker-shopping this week
3. San Francisco (7-1): You got Dossed? Alright we'll work on it
4. Washington (7-2): Sounds familiar, the Glory haven't scored more than 23 in a game since week two
5. Chicago (6-2): Enforcers should have Brian Hill back off the bye week, back healthy would be even better
6. Orlando (7-2): The seemingly played-out adage of the bye week arriving at the right time literally applies here
7. Los Angeles (5-3): The Xtreme have plenty to play for over their final eight whether the playoffs are in reach or not
8. Dallas (4-4): Can Stoops make it four in a row and get over the .500 mark by continuing the Stampede's slide?
9. San Antonio (3-5): Dez Bryant's fallen star and the lack of Miles Sanders are easy culprits, but the defense needs to get healthy quick if the Stampede are even gonna get back to .500
10. Seattle (3-5): Sunday will cap a stretch where the Reign open their return season by playing six of their first nine away from Lumen Field
11. St. Louis (2-6): Too bad for the Stallions (and Omarr Smith) they don't hand out wins based on anything but scoreboard
12. San Diego (2-6): San Diego welcoming in (although the locals would prefer back) the Bolts will be, um, interesting
13. Tampa Bay (2-7): Drew Lock did just enough to stave off the return of Nathan Peterman, but is that really an accomplishment?
14. New York (1-8): The Hitmen get a bump for their defense coming to play, the offense not being embarrassing, and sadness at the bottom of the league
15. Columbus (1-7): Mr. Jones and us........................
16. Birmingham (1-7): Would this team lose to the Birmingham Stallions (or at this rate maybe even UAB)?
2. Carolina (7-1): Might not hurt for the Colonels to start kicker-shopping this week
3. San Francisco (7-1): You got Dossed? Alright we'll work on it
4. Washington (7-2): Sounds familiar, the Glory haven't scored more than 23 in a game since week two
5. Chicago (6-2): Enforcers should have Brian Hill back off the bye week, back healthy would be even better
6. Orlando (7-2): The seemingly played-out adage of the bye week arriving at the right time literally applies here
7. Los Angeles (5-3): The Xtreme have plenty to play for over their final eight whether the playoffs are in reach or not
8. Dallas (4-4): Can Stoops make it four in a row and get over the .500 mark by continuing the Stampede's slide?
9. San Antonio (3-5): Dez Bryant's fallen star and the lack of Miles Sanders are easy culprits, but the defense needs to get healthy quick if the Stampede are even gonna get back to .500
10. Seattle (3-5): Sunday will cap a stretch where the Reign open their return season by playing six of their first nine away from Lumen Field
11. St. Louis (2-6): Too bad for the Stallions (and Omarr Smith) they don't hand out wins based on anything but scoreboard
12. San Diego (2-6): San Diego welcoming in (although the locals would prefer back) the Bolts will be, um, interesting
13. Tampa Bay (2-7): Drew Lock did just enough to stave off the return of Nathan Peterman, but is that really an accomplishment?
14. New York (1-8): The Hitmen get a bump for their defense coming to play, the offense not being embarrassing, and sadness at the bottom of the league
15. Columbus (1-7): Mr. Jones and us........................
16. Birmingham (1-7): Would this team lose to the Birmingham Stallions (or at this rate maybe even UAB)?