Post by MGB01 on Mar 10, 2024 19:38:40 GMT -5
1. San Francisco(3-1): Scary thing is the Demons just put up 49 points and 509 yards of offense against Rex Ryan's defense with Christian Watson having just one offensive touch and no catches on three targets.
2. Kansas City(3-1): Losing the X-Bowl rematch by itself isn't that big a deal but to a team down four starters makes it seem as if they lost to the Bolts--uh, sorry Ron Rivera.
3. Columbus(3-1): Always good to win and have five teams ahead of you lose, but Brian Flores can't be happy about a 21-0 game becoming a track meet.
4. Carolina(2-2): In two weeks the Colonels go from their season on the verge of flying off the rails to kingslayers (or Monarch in this case).
5. Tampa Bay(2-2): Unbelievable that Drew Lock is one of two starters through four games without a pick, and half of his games have come against Chicago and Kansas City.
6. Washington(2-2): Might be time for Reggie Barlow to morph into Tony D'Amato--"they're leaking and you don't know where...........just fix it!!!!!"
7. Los Angeles(2-2): Desmond Ridder in two games in Texas in 2024: 26 of 43 for 324 yards, five touchdowns, five interceptions, and six sacks. Luckily the league hasn't expanded to Houston.
7. Chicago(2-2): Funny the way things have turned out in the weeks after the "chopped liver" bowl.
9. Dallas(3-1): Bob Stoops sort of went Steve Austin, "put an S after Dallas and that's what we were today".
10. St. Louis(2-2): Jarrett Stidham, the other starter along with Lock that hasn't thrown a pick, also has a league-high completion percentage, yards per attempt, and is the league's highest-rated passer. Hands if you had that one (hands down, you're lying).
11. San Antonio(2-2): The obvious flip side to the Stampede's two nail-biting comebacks is that they're also this close to being 0-4.
12. Orlando(1-3): Looks like Felicia isn't ready to be told 'Bye' quite yet.
13. New York(2-2): With the noted apology to Ron Rivera from #2, his Steve Austin was more dead-on than Stoops' was--"put an S in front of Hitmen and that's what we were today"
14. San Diego(2-2): With Isiah Pacheco's production slowly decreasing since a career-high 28 carries in week one, seems like a good time to get sixth-round pick Kenny McIntosh involved in the offense.
15. Birmingham(1-3): In what could be a recurring theme this year it seems like Taylor Heinicke will be judged by the next game.
16. Seattle(0-4): They can run the ball (led by super rook Chase Brown), can they do anything else? well pivoting from Steve Austin to Gorilla Monsoon (sort of), the answer...................is no.
2. Kansas City(3-1): Losing the X-Bowl rematch by itself isn't that big a deal but to a team down four starters makes it seem as if they lost to the Bolts--uh, sorry Ron Rivera.
3. Columbus(3-1): Always good to win and have five teams ahead of you lose, but Brian Flores can't be happy about a 21-0 game becoming a track meet.
4. Carolina(2-2): In two weeks the Colonels go from their season on the verge of flying off the rails to kingslayers (or Monarch in this case).
5. Tampa Bay(2-2): Unbelievable that Drew Lock is one of two starters through four games without a pick, and half of his games have come against Chicago and Kansas City.
6. Washington(2-2): Might be time for Reggie Barlow to morph into Tony D'Amato--"they're leaking and you don't know where...........just fix it!!!!!"
7. Los Angeles(2-2): Desmond Ridder in two games in Texas in 2024: 26 of 43 for 324 yards, five touchdowns, five interceptions, and six sacks. Luckily the league hasn't expanded to Houston.
7. Chicago(2-2): Funny the way things have turned out in the weeks after the "chopped liver" bowl.
9. Dallas(3-1): Bob Stoops sort of went Steve Austin, "put an S after Dallas and that's what we were today".
10. St. Louis(2-2): Jarrett Stidham, the other starter along with Lock that hasn't thrown a pick, also has a league-high completion percentage, yards per attempt, and is the league's highest-rated passer. Hands if you had that one (hands down, you're lying).
11. San Antonio(2-2): The obvious flip side to the Stampede's two nail-biting comebacks is that they're also this close to being 0-4.
12. Orlando(1-3): Looks like Felicia isn't ready to be told 'Bye' quite yet.
13. New York(2-2): With the noted apology to Ron Rivera from #2, his Steve Austin was more dead-on than Stoops' was--"put an S in front of Hitmen and that's what we were today"
14. San Diego(2-2): With Isiah Pacheco's production slowly decreasing since a career-high 28 carries in week one, seems like a good time to get sixth-round pick Kenny McIntosh involved in the offense.
15. Birmingham(1-3): In what could be a recurring theme this year it seems like Taylor Heinicke will be judged by the next game.
16. Seattle(0-4): They can run the ball (led by super rook Chase Brown), can they do anything else? well pivoting from Steve Austin to Gorilla Monsoon (sort of), the answer...................is no.